quirky

Ask me anything  

whatever


Europeans:I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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baggier:

Ariel Winter (Alex from ABCs Modern Family) called out Nash Grier today and it was amazing.

(via laughbitches)

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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via relahvant)

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Me:I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me:*watches entire season of tv show*
Me:*reads every book i own*
Me:*goes on quest to find the holy grail*
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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via orgasm)

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